Reverend Barney Hood: Radiation. That's an unfortunate dispensation. David Sumner: Surely is. Yes, indeed. Reverend Barney Hood: As long as it's not another bomb. [beat] Reverend Barney Hood: You're a scientist - can you deny the responsibility? Davi...
Reverend Barney Hood: And now for my next trick, the piece de resistance, I present to you an empty glass. I will now fill this glass with milk. Chris Cawsey: Would it work better with whiskey, Vicar? Reverend Barney Hood: Nothing works better with w...
Mainly, I thought of Barney as a kid. You can always look into the faces of kids and see what they're thinking, if they're happy or sad. That's what I tried to do with Barney.
Basher: So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in barney. [everyone pauses] Basher: Barney Rubble. [they look bewildered] Basher: Trouble!
Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.
There are two ways of attaining an important end, force and perseverance; the silent power of the latter grows irresistible with time.
We expect everything and are prepared for nothing.
One of my great influences was Don Knotts as Barney Fife.
Youth should be a savings bank.
We reform others unconsciously when we walk uprightly.
Our vanity is the constant enemy of our dignity.
I get up in the morning looking for an adventure.
We'll just sit here," said Barney, "and if we think of anything worth while saying we'll say it. Otherwise, not. Don't imagine you're bound to talk to me." "John Foster says," quoted Valancy, "'If you can sit in silence with a person for half an hour...
If you go into a relationship when you're 16, you've got no baggage.
From 1961 to 1965 Barney and I had not seen another UFO.
What I would say about Barney Eastwood is that when our relationship worked, it worked extremely well. He had a lot of strengths as a promoter and a manager.
Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.
From that night on, wherever Barney and I went UFOs paced us.
Of course after the fight you want to make sure that you're okay and so is the other guy, it's a brotherhood in there, so you want to make sure everyone is okay after the war is over.
The chains which cramp us most are those which weigh on us least.
Some of the attitudes of Barney are certainly attitudes I share, but not all.
