Quotes of: Bar-mitzvah Keyword

A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

I haven’t sold my soul yet – well, maybe a couple bars of rhythm and blues here and there.

Bleeding Edge

A brick could be exchanged for a bar of gold. But be sure you wait until the owner of the gold isn’t looking before you make the switch.  

Blanket

I never had a childhood. Not like the rest of them anyway. I had a starting point from which I have never stopped running.

Bar Nights

Nobody would take checks from Indians, nobody would give them any credit, and nobody would let them drink in the bars. There was a rudeness, a brusqueness, with which the Indians were treated constantly. At a very young age, that had entered my consc...

James Welch

Over the years, TV has gotten so much better, especially with the advent of cable. The bar has been raised. I think HBO really set the standard with 'The Sopranos,' and then on mainstream TV, shows like 'Lost' broke amazing ground.

Nestor Carbonell

I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Words were only an approximation of meaning. The meaning escaped between the words, dissolved, disappeared, like fog fading away between iron bars.

Abduction

I escape disaster by writing a poem with a joke in it: The past, present, and future walk into a bar—it was tense.

Hourglass Museum

It is likely to make us think we are not caged. We cannot feel the bars unless we push against them.

The Night Circus

Kitsch is the most pernicious of all prisons. The bars are covered with the gold of simplistic, unreal feelings, so that you take them for the pillars of a palace.

Night Train to Lisbon

This was their third bar since Piccadilly and they were both agreed that the two of them were very drunk but had the capacity to get a good deal drunker yet.

Life After Life

I wiped my jaw with a forearm, half imagining that I could still feel the product of the quickie out back of the bar.

Lilith

Satan's warming me a throne, that's how long [I've been watching you]. Not a chair, not a seat at the bar. The big guy's got a throne with my name on it.

Snowbound

I loved this place. You could prop up the bar and watch the world go by; no one made you talk or expected anything of you

Stag

The more people that meet each other, the better it is for all of them. ("The Gift Of God").

Tales From Gavagan's Bar

Should she slam his head into the bar or toss her beer on him? Damn shame to waste good beer.

A Tale of Two Djinns

Of all the fish, in all the bars in the world, she had to not walk into mine. Maybe my love isn’t evolved enough for her.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

It was queer meeting him there—odd I mean—and what are the odds we’d meet at a gay bar? I was there to meet a woman, I think.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I always fantasized about having a girl stand on my bar like in that movie Coyote Ugly, but I never thought it would happen.

Unexpected