First of all, the Big Bang wasn't very big. Second of all, there was no bang. Third, Big Bang Theory doesn't tell you what banged, when it banged, how it banged. It just said it did bang. So the Big Bang theory in some sense is a total misnomer.
Bosko: I figure this guy went for that hold out piece, ankle holster right from here. Bang, bang, bang-bang-bang.
We can trace things back to the earlier stages of the Big Bang, but we still don't know what banged and why it banged. That's a challenge for 21st-century science.
Harlan Dexter: Captain fucking Magic!
Harry: This is every shade of wrong.
Harmony Age 7: I'm going to be an actress.
The worst thing about movie-making is that it's like life: nobody can go back to correct the mistakes.
Perry: Do not play detective. This is not a book. This is not a movie.
Harry: Watch your hand. [Harry slams the door in Harmony's face]
Harry: So the whole... reconcilement... thing? Perry: Reconciliation, idiot.
Perry: Okay, you've got 30 of my fucking seconds. Thrill me.
Perry: He called her a... well, a bad word. [pause] Perry: Cunt.
Harry: Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.
Perry: [on the phone] What do you mean they gave her back?
Harry: [voiceover] I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club.
The poems are all wrong. It's a bang, a really big bang. Not a whimper. And sometimes gold can stay.
Harry: When in doubt, cut up a pig - that was the town's motto.
...When the bespangled Miss Charisse wraps her phenomenal legs around [Fred] Astaire, she can be forgiven everything—even the fact that she reads her lines as if she learned them phonetically.
time is happening all at once we travel down it seeing only the present the big bang was that big, its still banging
Harry: Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.
Perry: Harmony was right, her sister was murdered. You pulled the trigger. It just took this long for the bullet to hit.
