Juno MacGuff: [dog barking] Geez, Banana! Shut your freakin' gob!
You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.
To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.
I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay... but I'm not going to.
A banana is not a pistol. Still, please don’t point one at me.
I liked the banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars - maybe a card in the wheel could have been part of it.
I carry my own food around on tour; I permanently have carrier bags full of cereal and bananas.
My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.
The hardest situation to pick up a girl in is ... in church and in Morocco on Ramadan. On Ramadan or one of those religious days? Try to pick up a girl is bananas.
Nicky Santoro: If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.
I'm positive and I smile a lot, and I'm kind of a banana, but serious work just seems to find me, so I'm not going to argue with it.
[last lines] Mrs. Marcus: [as she, with Emmeline and Monica in tow, enter the prison hospital, right after Benjy throws the banana peel on the floor] Now see here, you idiots, it's all your fault, because if you hadn't... [slips on the banana peel an...
You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.
If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general.
You don't want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in.
I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.
Sam Bell: You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection.
Holly Golightly: It's useful being top banana in the shock department.
My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips.
