Love is a gift. Mine comes in a box that’s shaped like a coffin.
The Mandrake Hotel and Resort to violence if necessaryLove is a gift. Mine comes in a box that’s shaped like a coffin.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Each of us is born with a box of matches inside us but we can't strike them all by ourselves
Like Water for ChocolateLove is a panda in Pandora’s box. But don’t open it, because it took me forever to get it inside.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I got you a birthday present. The box is the exact same size as a coffin.
So many chairs, and no time to sitIf you built the box, you can also break it down.
Postcards and Pearls:Life Lessons from Solo Moments in New YorkBoxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom