It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.
Nicky Santoro: What are you staring at you bald-headed Jew prick?
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Eunuchs do not take the gout, nor become bald.
At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.
Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy.
The bad part about growing older is I'm going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter.
God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.
It's ridiculous, but it's horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn't is lying.
I collect hats. That's what you do when you're bald.
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime.
A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.
Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.
