Oh words, what crimes are committed in your name? ~Jack or The Submission
Lucy: Why are men bald? Sam: Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.
I was the first face you saw when you were born, you were bald as my hair ran black. Now yours the last face I saw before I died, your hair ran black, as I was bald.
I found a hair in my Campbell’s soup, and I’d love to talk to them about advancement opportunities for bald people. My love is as bald as an eagle, only not symbolic of the largest prison system in history. Freedom Soup sounds like a good name fo...
I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they've got a bloated belly and a bald head. And I realized that if you come through any American airport and see businessmen running through with bloat...
Being bald is no fun.
Bald is the new black!
Opportunity has hair in front, behind she is bald; if you seize her by the forelock, you may hold her, but, if suffered to escape, not Jupiter himself can catch her again.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
[longer introduction to "Night On Bald Mountain" and "Ave Maria"] Narrator: The last number in our Fantasia program is a combination of two pieces of music so utterly different in construction and mood that they set each other off perfectly. The firs...
I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.
"Bald heads forgetful of their sins, Old, learned, respectable bald heads Edit and annotate the lines That young men, tossing on their beds, Rhymed out in love’s despair To flatter beauty’s ignorant ear. They’ll cough in the ink to the world’...
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
We're all born bald, baby.
I started balding at age 17 and after first being sad, I really embraced it.
Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.
Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.
Teddy: Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!
In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look.
