Quotes of: Bad Keyword

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman

Napoleon would always be extremely fastidious when it came to other people's morals, although his own were frequently questionable.

Royal Pains: A Rogues' Gallery of Brats, Brutes, and Bad Seeds

You're mine, Angel, and don't you forget it. Your fights are my fights. What if something bad had happened today? It was bad enough when I thought your ghost was haunting me; I don't think I can handle the real thing.

Silence

The thing is, you can’t always have the best of everything. Because for a life to be real, you need it all: good and bad, beach and concrete, the familiar and the unknown, big talkers and small towns.

The Moon and More

Kiss me, babe."' "No, really." Beneath the light of a sixty-watt bulb on her porch, Adele Harris placed a hand on the chest of her latest date. "I've had enough excitement for one night.

Not Another Bad Date

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.

Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice

A bad day for your ego is a great day for your soul.

Master Your Metabolism: The 3 Diet Secrets to Naturally Balancing Your Hormones for a Hot and Healthy Body!

I couldn't stand being identified by my sexuality, I retaliated by insisting that people regard me for my intellectual worth. My intellect became a form of damage control.

Slut!: Growing Up Female with a Bad Reputation

There are so many ways a family can unravel. All it takes is a tiny slash of selfishness, a rip of greed, a puncture of bad luck. And yet, woven tightly, family can be the strongest bond imaginable.

The Storyteller

We're going to have to let truth scream louder to our souls than the lies that have infected us.

So Long, Insecurity: You've Been A Bad Friend To Us

While science can be many things, above all it is a way for our mistake-making, illusion-prone, storytelling brains to compare different methods for describing nature.

Tribal Science: Brains, Beliefs and Bad Ideas

Don’t try to make life a mathematics problem with yourself in the center and everything coming out equal. When you’re good, bad things can still happen. And if you’re bad, you can still be lucky.

The Poisonwood Bible

Exchange the bad habit of worrying with the excellent habit of trusting God.

Prayers to Calm Your Heart: Finding the Path to More Peace and Less Stress

If you tell me bad things about someone, you're telling bad things about me behind me

Poemas y canciones para el mal de amores Volumen1

Just one simple word choice directed at me can throw me into a bad mood and make me believe there’s tension between us. That one simple word is “die.

This Book Has No Title

My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me. 'Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak. 'What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? 'I never know what you are thinking. Think.

The Waste Land

In 1800s Paris, women were prohibited from studying the nude human form, because this would've ruined the wedding-night surprise. (Surprise! It's a penis.)

You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

For refusing to collapse into an earth-devouring black hole under the force of its own staggering density, we dedicate this book to Theodore Roosevelt's left testicle.

You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

I believe that worrying about a bad thing prepares you for it when it comes. If you worry, the bad thing doesn't hit you as hard. You can roll with the punch if you see it coming.

Attachments

I watch a lot of bad TV. I spend my entire day reading and writing, and after dinner my idea of fun is just to watch a lot of bad TV. That's how I relax and stay in touch with modern culture.

Nathaniel Philbrick

I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.' I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.

Tina Fey