Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
Larry DavidNo matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.
Maya AngelouIn our unlucky times, it is a great comfort to think that luck favors only the bad guys or the dull!
Mehmet Murat ildanMy biggest turn-off is if a woman doesn't have a real passion for something... and bad breath!
Romeo MillerWhen times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.
Scott Adams