Vanity metrics are the numbers you want to publish on TechCrunch to make your competitors feel bad.
Eric RiesRunning is bad for your knees, and I like to do things I actually enjoy, like going for a swim.
Emma StoneIf my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'.
Frank AbagnaleNobody deserves to be praised for goodness unless he is strong enough to be bad.
Francois de La RochefoucauldWe've heard this before; 'things are bad, we are gonna fix them,' and they remain unfixed.
Fred Upton