Bad news has wings.
Bad news travels fast.
Lester Siegel: Bad news, bad news. Even when it's good news, it's bad news. John Wayne in the ground 6 months and this is what is left of America.
Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news.
The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier.
Well-reported news is a public good; bad news is bad for everyone.
Winning the election is a good-news, bad-news kind of thing. Okay, now you're the mayor. The bad news is, now you're the mayor.
The good news is, we're not bankrupt. The bad news is, we're close.
To the old, the new is usually bad news.
The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing.
Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
The bad news is that time is finite, but good news is that it's enough for a life.
Good news is, I'm still alive. Bad news is, Bitches be crazy.
In the business world, bad news is usually good news - for somebody else.
The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news... and it's not entirely the media's fault, bad news gets higher ratings and sells more papers than good news.
The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage.
The good news and the bad news are the same: No one cares!
The good news is that economists are intelligent, engaging and often charming folks. The bad news is their work is often of little use to investors.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
Good news is, we're annoying him. Bad news is, we're all going to die painfully.
The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.