I'm never in the mood to eat or drink when I get to a show. I'm just too nerved out.
It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.
A good bell is heard from far, a bad one still further.
He who marries for love has good nights and bad days.
What is bad luck for one man is good luck for another.
If a stone falls on an egg, it is bad for the egg; if an egg falls onto a stone, it is still bad for the egg.
I think comedy directors tend to feel a need to justify the bad behavior, and I just never think that. I like bad behavior, I've always liked bad behavior, I'm a fan of bad behavior, and I don't think you have to justify bad behavior.
Everybody's a mix of good and bad choices that they make.
A good horse has many faults; a bad one has hardly any.
One who marries for love alone will have bad days but good nights.
It's just a bad day, not a bad life.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I have very little faith that I'll ever find someone. I've had some bad luck and I've made some bad choices - not in men, but in how I've chosen to deal with relationships.
Abby: Ray? Ray: You're bad. Abby: What? Ray: I said you're bad. Abby: [long pause, then smiles] You're bad too. Ray: We're both bad.
People in one of two states in a relationship. The first is what I call positive sentiment override, where positive emotion overrides irritability. It's a buffer. Their spouse will do something bad, and they'll say,'Oh, he's just in a crummy mood.'Or...
If it weren't for sorrow and bad times, every day would be Christmas.
Praise makes good people better and bad people worse.
I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
If you're not in the mood, you can't do that stuff right.
Clearly God was in some kind of mood on my birthday.
I like to be comfortable, and don't like to be cold, and I don't like to wear anything I'm not in the mood for.
