Every man goes through a period of thinking they're attracted to another guy.
I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.
I'm a simple kind of guy, so I just envision myself being happy.
The only mistake guys can make is to try too hard with their appearance. There's something very unmanly about it.
Once that bell rings you're on your own. It's just you and the other guy.
I like the guys on the team and the coaching here. I especially like the management. The Galaxy have been really good to me.
I love comedies, and I like sometimes comedies have a tendency to get a bit lazy. 'The Other Guys' was not lazy.
If only I could find a guy who wasn't in his 70s to talk to me about white cranes, I'd be madly in love.
Barbara: [to Adam] Maybe we should try that Beetle guy.
Getting revenge on a guy is just not worth it to me. I mean, it definitely sucks at the time, but obviously you're not supposed to be with that person.
When you're a guy and meet a girl the first time, you do whatever it takes.
The saddest thing is when a guy is paying so much attention to the world and everything going by that he can't take the time for his own mother.
I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time.
Deep Throat is a guy who could have your files and mine in his trust.
[last lines] Vincent: Guy gets on the subway and dies. Think anybody'll notice?
Nick: You got the wrong guy, ace!
Mike Zavala: I think we killed that guy. Brian Taylor: Good.
Pearl: Hey. You guys made me ink.
Tristan: You guys look like a bunch of ice-cream cones!
Lloyd Dobler: [after leaving the Gas & Sip guys] That was a mistake.
Fogell: Hey! Seth: Don't tell Fogell about the party, man... Fogell: Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss... what's up guys?
