I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes.
I love jazz music and sad music. I'm a sentimental guy. I'm a romantic guy.
I'm not the kind of guy to talk about angels: I'm a very pragmatic kind of guy.
But I'm not a tough guy or a street fighter for real. I'm just an actor.
Hollywood wants guys who can act tough - Hollywood don't want tough guys.
He was a silly guy. Out - do the other guy. That was his effort at all times.
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.
I just want to be treated like an average guy.
Sport: You're a funny guy - but looks aren't everything.
I'm a rah, rah guy's guy. I like to talk about sports and put people in headlocks.
Nice guys just don't finish first in the music industry.
All the movies where I play nice guys don't seem to do very well.
The guy that made me wanna make movies... and this is off the wall-is a guy named Michael Pal, the British director.
Nice Guy Eddie: Did you see that, daddy? Joe: What? Nice Guy Eddie: That guy got me on the ground and he tried to fuck me. Mr. Blonde: You wish. Nice Guy Eddie: Listen, Vic. Whatever you wanna do in the privacy of your own home, go do it. But don't t...
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.
The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.
Going beyond is as bad as falling short.
An inch too short is as bad as a yard.
Bad charcoal only makes smoke.
Not to know is bad, not to want to know is worse.