I would love for people to be able to think of me as a guy who stood up for what he believed in and helped make a difference for the vets.
I do love horror movies, but I'm not the kind of guy who would dress up as a ghoul for Halloween. I might go as a member of the Blue Man Group.
I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.
I'm not usually the guy who has people hiding in his bushes and saying, 'Will you love me forever and ever?'
There's no dancing girls. We're kinda like secondary to the thing. It's a story about these two guys that are in love with this one girl and how it unfolds and what happens.
Real love is more than a physical feeling. If there's even the slightest doubt in your head about a guy, then forget about it. It's not real.
Well, playing a guy who writes songs and busks on Grafton Street in Dublin and falls in love with Marketa Irglova wasn't very difficult for me. There was very little acting going on.
You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back.
I asked no odds and I give none. A guy got in my way, I run over him.
When a guy knocks ya down, never get up unless he's gonna kill ya.
I happen to be a guy who also plays the piano and sings, so people automatically associate me with Billy Joel.
I'm not really a Hollywood person. Not that I don't like L.A., but I'm just a Northern California guy.
I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'.
No commander in chief would ever say, 'I'm not going to listen to the guys on the ground.'
I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert.
Honestly, I have a tendency to date dorks. Which means that a lot of times, I date guys that no one else would deem to be a hunk.
The minute I stopped trying to find the right girl, and started trying to become the right guy...the girl came.
Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.
I loved Ray from 'The Princess and the Frog.' He was my guy. There was no Ray before me, so there's a level of satisfaction there.
I'm not the kind of guy who will pass someone without saying hello. If that's flaky, then I guess I'm flaky.
Question: What do you get the man who has everything? Answer: a concious. That guy is so greedy.
