Surfing is like golf: You're always battling, and it keeps knocking you down. There are a lot of wipeouts. But when you stay with it and catch that wave, you really taste it. It's magic.
You can't play enough golf or do any of those other things that fill that kind of excitement that coaching gave me in the big games.
I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man.
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
A lot of people still disregard something like yoga. I would have as a young player. I would have been too busy playing golf or something.
I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
I was in the middle of the golf tournament trying to make birdies and I was just having a blast. So that probably qualifies as having a greater appreciation.
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
You must remind yourself at all times that the golf ball is nothing. It's an object. It's something to be swatted and sometimes lost and not even looked for.
I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand.
There's always motivation coming into Majors. If you can't get up and get excited to win one of these, then you probably shouldn't be playing golf.
My wife and I like to go to church if we're in town. On Sundays, I try to be as chill as I can, whether I'm watching golf or barbecuing.
Few would deny that blacks have become very dominant in athletics: football, basketball, track, now dominant in tennis and dominant in golf.
I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.
I grew up playing hockey and baseball, so I wish I had time to get back into it, but living in L.A. and North Carolina, you have to take advantage of the golf.
Jimmy Fallon and I play regularly at the Bayonne Golf Club in Jersey. He's eighteen holes of fun. Any time we play he has moments of brilliance, but also moments of utter catastrophe.
The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.
Think Indonesia and tourism, and the first thing that comes to mind is probably Bali. Think golf holiday, and most people would dream of Scotland or Ireland. But Indonesia harbors one of the best-kept secrets in the world of travel: it is a golfer's ...
Raoul Duke: [to Dr. Gonzo] PLEASE! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!
Trapper John: I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf.
