My grandpa was the one; he started taking up golf when I was about two and introduced me to the game as far as just taking me to the driving range where I grew up playing. That was really all he had to do was let me hit a golf ball and kind of fell i...
[after Bill shoots the golf cart, triggering Frank's heart attack] Bill Foster: What's wrong? Frank: My - heart... Bill Foster: Well, what can I do about it? Frank: Pills... get p-pills... Bill Foster: Where are your pills? [Frank points towards the ...
Golf and dating don't mix.
When I first started playing golf, I was heavily into softball and basketball.
Golf is played with the arms.
Why are we building golf courses? Because we enjoy being outside, bringing man and nature together.
Golf was never a religion to me.
I know when I've been playing a lot of golf it takes me a while to get back into cricket again. It's not so much the different shape of the swings, more the fact that you are stationary when you hit a golf ball. In cricket you have to move forward or...
Personally, I belong to the speedy school of golf. If it were left up to me, I would introduce a new rule that said every golf ball has to stay in motion from the moment it leaves the tee to the moment it plops into the hole, thus obliging each playe...
[Susan is stealing David's car from the golf course] Susan Vance: Now, don't lose your temper. David Huxley: My dear young lady, I'm not losing my temper. I'm merely trying to play some golf! Susan Vance: Well you choose the funniest places; this is ...
I know bugger all about golf.
People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic.
I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf.
I'm not a hockey fan. I'm not a golf fan.
Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.
A sand trap is like a politician in its duality. It represents two opposing viewpoints. You see, it was designed to trap your ball. So it exists to have balls land in it. But it was also designed to be avoided. So it also exists to not have balls lan...
If your golf instructor were to insist that you shave your head, sleep no more than four hours each night, renounce sex, and subsist on a diet of raw vegetables, you would find a new golf instructor. However, when gurus make demands of this kind, man...
I played golf all over Detroit.
I still don't get golf.
I want to keep playing good golf.
Golf is growing, and there are more good young players, but you don't see them going abroad. It's so expensive to travel.
