I've seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf.
I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police.
A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.
I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.
I don't apologize for my clothes. There are a lot of bad dressers in golf, and I don't think I'm one of them. There are a lot of bad dressers in every business.
In tennis you move a lot. Golf you don't. In tennis, you can have a bad half-hour, but you can't in golf. You can lose the first set in tennis and still win.
That's one of the things you get when you're playing golf. You get bad backs, bad necks.
Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.
I don't golf. I've never golfed. I will never golf.
The difference between a good golf shot and a bad one is the same as the difference between a beautiful and a plain woman --a matter of millimetres.
I was a very bad accountant; I didn't care about money, golf or discovering fraud. After about a year I was sacked; then I went into teacher training.
I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game.
I found that golf saved me from going to the pub every day, so instead, I play golf with other unemployed actors. I'm a member of the Stage Golfing Society, and I play golf with all sorts of people.
There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.
I think I'm really good at forgetting about golf when I'm off the golf course.
I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.
I don't believe in luck. Not in golf, anyway. There are good bounces and bad bounces, sure, but the ball is round and so is the hole. If you find yourself in a position where you hope for luck to pull you through, you're in serious trouble.
