A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
Wit in women is apt to have bad consequences; like a sword without a scabbard, it wounds the wearer and provokes assailants.
I'm really a strong advocate of ageing because the messages that the media and advertising give to women infuriate me: ie that it's a bad thing to get old.
Now play , make-believe dead girl
Money talks, but tell me why all it says is just Goodbye.
Shopping is really complicated if you are a girl.
I am a dead woman. Dead and insane.
Whoever is happy will make others happy.
Paper is more patient than man.
Hell, yeah, Ryland. Man up and carpe girl.
That this girl would know exactly how to shatter me.
Is stuffed, de world, wif feeding girls.
It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it.
It was not a house where secrets could be kept easily.
Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.
Roxanne Archer designed her strategy like a four-star general—or a stalker.
Every window in Alcatraz has a view of San Francisco.
Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and you cry alone.
I've sort of been slacking off in my voodoo studies.I've trigonometry, you know?
What's your problem?" "I don't have problems. I solve them.
You may need to change your dreams.