Washington, Franklin, Madison, Hamilton, Adams, and Jefferson had imagined the American experiment coming to all sorts of bad ends. They never imagined the Federal City overrun by frontiersmen who cared nothing for history and loved only cheap land a...
In a typical college romance novel, he'd be a gorgeous but troubled sex god who'd cure all my deep-seated psych issues with a good hard fuck. I'd smell his misogyny and abusive tendencies from miles off but my brain would turn to hormone soup because...
This was the move that was supposed to sweep me away. She seemed a little out of practice. I guess life with Charley Royce hadn’t exactly been the third reel of The English Patient. It had to be bad if Mickey Dolan was your back-up. Not to put Mick...
Because it wasn't merely that the trees were speaking to them. It was that the trees themselves were sentient beings, capable of watching their movements. Was it only the trees in this strange wood, or did every tree observe their movements? Had they...
Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day in and day out that he is the naughtiest boy in the United States of America, which could very well be true, take a...
Dean Vernon Wormer: Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation! Otter: What a tool. Dean Vernon Wormer: I didn't get that, son, what was that? Otter: Uh, I said, "What a shame ...
There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
You have good days and bad days.
A bad facelift is like a bad toupee.
Bad guys have more fun.
Bad for the sake of bad is boring to me and not believable.
A thing of beauty is a boy forever.
She's your once in a lifetime girl.
My imagination is something of a badass.
He sharpened his flaws and disappointments into daggers.
I'm the lead singer of the Beach Boys and an ambassador of this amazing music that touched a generation.
One small boy was all it took to upset the universe
I hate that it sounds like a punishment.
Doubt is an acceptable risk for happiness.
Come on boys and girls, lets blow up the world! ~ Dynamite State
At the end of the day, I remain a country boy inside.
