Detective Remy Bressant: Where I come from, you die with your secrets.
I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that.
Everybody who has a baby thinks everybody who hasn't a baby ought to have a baby, Which accounts for the success of such plays as the Irish Rose of Abie, The idea apparently being that just by being fruitful You are doing something beautiful, Which i...
All we shared was a mattress, and a lie, and an address Baby I don't need you, well baby I don't need you Once occupied by a goddess, now it's a room full of boxes She said, "it's time to leave you" but baby I don't need you! In a perfect world... he...
We've hired the calmest babies in the world to play the hysterical Thomas. One did finally start to cry but stopped every time Chris [Newman (assistant director)] yelled 'Action'. ... Babies smiled all afternoon. Buddhist babies. They didn't cry once...
Mark Loring: [about painting the baby's nursery] You could just wait a couple months. It's not like the baby's going to storm in here any second and demand dessert-colored walls. Vanessa Loring: What to Expect says that readying the baby's room is an...
Cheese: You got my money, you leave that shit in the mailbox on your ass way out, you feel me? Some other motherfuckers let fool rob on them. I don't play scrimmage. But I don't fuck with no kids. And if that girl only hope is you, well, I pray for h...
Billy Ray Valentine: [while acting blind and legless] Hey, baby, what's happening? How are ya doing? Once you have a man with no legs, you never go back, baby. I know what you're thinkin'. You seen "Porgy and Bess"? [the woman begins to walk away] Bi...
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
Now, do I think the baby boomers tend to be self-absorbed? I do.
The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way.
Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious!
People gave me such a bad time about wanting a baby. I didn't want a baby, and I still don't. I wanted a dog.
Detective Remy Bressant: [to Helene] You even give a fuck about your kid?
[referring to police outside a pool hall] Cheese: Get that sausage off my lawn.
Batman: Guess what, you big dumb baby? Your car is a baby carriage.
The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby.
My mom sees her sons as baby boys. Well, I stopped being her baby boy a long time ago.
I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.
You stole my heart the day we met, and I've never asked for it back.
Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life.
