At the Superdome, a young man came up to me holding a baby. He'd run out of diapers. He'd run out of medicine. His baby was sick. The guy's saying, 'Help me! Take my baby.' What could I do? That's the definition of helpless.
As a romance novelist, I have a rather skewed view of babies. You see, they don't typically fit into the classic structure of the romance novel - romance is about two people finding each other and falling in love against insurmountable odds. Babies.....
Kanye is going to have to decide early whether or not he's a Baby Bjorn guy, because the minute you put on that Baby Bjorn, there's no turning back. It's like buying a minivan. You lose a little piece of yourself when you get that Baby Bjorn.
For a man, the baby completes the marriage. For a woman the baby completes herself.
I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby.
O.J. Berman: Hey, Fred-baby! Paul Varjak: No, no. It's Paul-baby.
I do not believe having a baby is punishment.
It looks like Animal and Miss piggy had sex," I said. "And this was the spawn." "My eyes!" Boomer cried. "My eyes! I can't stop seeing it now that you've said it!
The rich get richer, and the poor get babies.
A monkey never thinks her baby's ugly.
A newborn baby has no fear of tigers.
I married a damned cereal killer
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
The song 'Baby Baby,' I so love that song because I wrote it about my first daughter.
I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now.
Detective Remy Bressant: That bartender wasn't fucking around.
People say that when a baby is crying the paternal grandmother will say, "The baby is crying, you should feed her," and the maternal grandmother will say, "Why is that baby crying so much, making her mom so tired?
If we intensify our efforts we can have a cloned baby within a year or two, but I don't know whether we can intensify our efforts to that extent. We're not really under pressure to deliver a cloned baby to this world. What we are under pressure to do...
Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.
When people visit me at autograph conventions and signings, they always say, 'You just don't know how you scared me!' These people are grown up. They say, 'When I was a kid, I just couldn't sleep at night.' Sometimes they will have babies with them. ...
