Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.
I have a glam-baby. Let's be correct, now. I'm way too young and too fabulous to be a grandma. I'm a glam-mom.
I see my sister, and she's on her second baby, and I'm like, 'That's success.' Having a family - I can't wait for that.
One of the most common reasons people renovate their homes is a change in their lifestyle - an upcoming wedding, a new baby, or grown children moving away.
When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, it's so incredible.
So don't get me wrong, I love my songs, and I still love hearing them. That's history, baby.
Around 20 million premature and low-birth weight babies are born every year and are at high risk of death or disability because of hypothermia.
We can't stop a baby in Africa from starving to death... but we can afford enough technology and weaponry to blow the world up a million times over.
It's really unfair to working women in America who read celebrity news and think, 'Why can't I lose weight when I've had a baby?' Well, everyone you're reading about has money for a trainer and a chef. That doesn't make it realistic.
You can make a really good film for under a million dollars, like 'October Baby,' or under a half million, like 'Hardflip.'
We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.
If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I think.
Life and families and babies are all joyous gifts. But if we do not begin to truly account for our numbers, we will surely create an ecological crisis that will only lead to anguish and despair.
The first thousand days of a baby's life are likely to determine the rest of her life - whether she grows up to be healthy or not, both physically and emotionally.
There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging from the breast.
I'm a Broadway baby, through and through. It's my first love, and it's what brought me to New York in the first place.
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Romantic love allows you to focus mating energy. Attachment sustains that relationship as long as necessary to raise your baby.
The birth mother is placing the baby out of love. I still believe that. Well, the ones we've dealt with who were actually pregnant, anyway.
First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.
