I don't go to bed every night worried about getting back into baseball.
No matter how many times you say you're sorry, somebody is not going to hear you.
They haven't given too many gamblers a second chances in the world of baseball.
The manager of a team is like a stagecoach, he can't move unless he has the horses.
There's other ways to make your head and muscles bigger than just steroids.
I want to be remembered as a ballplayer who gave all I had to give.
When I was 11, I spent eight months in the hospital with rheumatic fever and almost died.
If I get two strikes, I'll go to a pitch maybe that will help induce that a little bit.
My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.
I wanted to be a part of something special and contributing to the launch of a new league was very exciting to me.
Even the slowest guy can go from first to third and help win a ballgame.
If you look at some of the people in the Hall of Fame, my numbers are compatible.
Any ballplayer that don't sign autographs for little kids ain't an American. He's a communist.
I didn't come to New York to be a star, I brought my star with me.
The only way I'm going to win a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint.
You know, this game's not very much fun when you're only hitting .247.
The greatest manager has a knack for making ballplayers think they are better than they think they are.
The day I'm able to be debt-free is the day I'm going to be the happiest guy around.
Show me a guy who can't pitch inside and I'll show you a loser.
Get eight hours of sleep regularly. Keep your weight down, run a mile a day.
Hitting is like swimming. Once you learn the stroke, you never forget it.
