Quotes of: Ax Keyword

I don't lecture and I don't grind any axes. I just want to entertain.

Gregory Peck

[repeated line] Matt 'Axe' Axelson: Eyes down! Eyes down!

Lone Survivor

Jack Torrance: [smashing the door to bits with an axe] Wendy, I'm home.

The Shining

[from extended version] Legolas: Final count, forty-two. Gimli: Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. Hmph! I myself am sitting pretty on forty-THREE. Legolas: [takes out an arrow, and shoots the Uruk Gimli is sitting on...

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

I'm pretty nice. I'm far from an ax murderer. I've never been mean to anyone in my life.

Elizabeth Hurley

A book should serve as the ax for the frozen sea within us.

Franz Kafka

Axe Gang Vice General: Who threw the firecracker?

Kung Fu Hustle

Matt 'Axe' Axelson: [after jumping off a cliff] That sucked.

Lone Survivor

When the ax came into the forest the trees said the handle is one of us.

Alice Walker

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy ax without an edge, fitter to bruise than polish.

Anne Bradstreet

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

Paula Poundstone

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.

Paula Poundstone

In D&D, I love playing the first guy through the door - the guy with the battle-axe. 'Where are the bad guys? Just point me at 'em!'

Brian Posehn

A politician has an axe to grind With which he aims to chop off half your mind.

Chris I. Naylor

Everybody favours free speech in the slack moments when no axes are being ground.

Heywood Broun

Matt 'Axe' Axelson: [while sighting in a Taliban fighter] I'm the reaper.

Lone Survivor

Matt 'Axe' Axelson: Hey, hey, you've just won the lottery.

Lone Survivor

To save face, it's better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe.

Anthony Liccione

A word aptly uttered or written cannot be cut away by an axe.

Dead Souls

In the movies, I kill guys with an axe. In real life, I can't control a nine-year-old girl.

Sylvester Stallone

Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.

Albert Einstein