Quotes of: Averages Keyword

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

Seth Meyers

Keep your feet on the ground, but let your heart soar as high as it will. Refuse to be average or to surrender to the chill of your spiritual environment.

Arthur Helps

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

Calvin Trillin

He was the average guy. Maurice, I think, reflected every man.

Barry Gibb

Unfortunately, the average guy on the street believes that studying evolution leads to atheism.

Greg Graffin

The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.

Dennis Miller

Baseball is a game of averages, but over a short period of time, to have a little luck going is not a bad thing.

Bill Buckner

Let's face it, making movies is all risk. Most of the time, batting average-wise, the reward does not outweigh the risk.

John Slattery

The average American worker has fifty interruptions a day, of which seventy percent have nothing to do with work.

W. Edwards Deming

I've viewed myself as slightly above average in talent. And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening work ethic.

Will Smith

There are a lot of valid reasons for wanting to feel safer. But hiding from pain or perceived threats behind a wall of weight is not the way to go about it. First of all, being a fat adult will never change the circumstances of anyone's childhood. Th...

Counting Calories: A True Story From An Average Jane Who Lost Over 120 Pounds In Less Than 6 Months

I had a strong sudden instinct that I must be alone. I didn’t want to see any people at all. I had seen so many people all my life -- I was an average mixer, but more than average in a tendency to identify myself, my ideas, my destiny, with those o...

The Crack-Up

Rather than heralding a new era of easy living, the Agricultural Revolution left farmers with lives generally more difficult and less satisfying than those of foragers. Hunter-gatherers spent their time in more stimulating and varied ways, and were l...

Unknown

Being in love is an emotional and obsessive experience. However, emotions change and obsessions fade. Research indicates that the average life span of the "in love" obsession is two years. For some it may last a bit longer; for some, a bit less. But ...

Gary Chapman

Marty DiBergi: Given the history of Spinal Tap drummers, uh, in the past, do you have any fears, uh, for your life? Mick Shrimpton: When I did join, you know, they did tell me - they kind of took me aside and said, "Well, Mick. It's, you know, it's l...

This Is Spinal Tap

In 1982 when I showed up, the average age of the drivers in the series was something like 40, 41. The crowds were small. There was not much prize money. The competition wasn't very tight.

Bobby Rahal

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone.

Germaine Greer

Ghosts are invisible. So are people who are perfectly average. Be great or be greatless. 

Sleepwalking is restercise

No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.

H. L. Mencken

You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes - it's just never going to happen.

Paul Feig

You renew yourself every day. Sometimes you're successful, sometimes your not, but it's the average that counts.

Satya Nadella