Quotes of: Average Keyword

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

George Carlin

In the course of his presidency, Obama has gone from an almost magical charismatic figure to an ordinary politician. Ordinary. Average.

Charles Krauthammer

The average person in Hollywood just assumes that if you're on a hit TV show, then that's the first thing you've ever done.

Isaiah Washington

I was a really avid bowler when I was a teenager. I had about a 210-220 average. I had blisters on my fingers.

Dennis Quaid

The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know.

Don Rickles

I thought the Hall of Fame was for superstars, not just average players like me.

Earle Combs

For the average player, most three-putts happen because of a poorly judged first putt from long range.

Ernie Els

I just consider myself slightly left-of-center. I'm not your average bear. I - what's the word? I'm not - normal.

Eddie Van Halen

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

Bill Hicks

In my first season I took 76 wickets at an average of less than 5 runs.

Harold Larwood

Because of her interest and demands, I amplified an average baritone voice into one that is loud and clear.

Johnny Olson

The average user doesn't give a damn what happens, as long as (1) it works and (2) it's fast.

Daniel J. Bernstein

Humanity is mind-controlled and only slightly more conscious than your average zombie.

David Icke

Over the last couple of years I have gotten an average of 2,000 letters a week from fans.

Davy Jones

Each of the seventeen tribunals during a long period burned annually, on an average, ten miserable beings!

John Foxe

TV has gotten perhaps better than your average film script, but at the same time, it's fun to give it all you've got for a few months and produce a story.

Michiel Huisman

On average, spending time with your boss is consistently rated as the least pleasurable activity in a given day.

Tom Rath

A fairly bright boy is far more intelligent and far better company than the average adult.

John B. S. Haldane

Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.

Ted Nugent

There is just a lot of creativity and theatricality in performers who happen to be gay. Maybe there's a success in numbers, so by the law of averages we are going to get these jobs.

Neil Patrick Harris

If you look at total numbers in the working and middle class, men still on average make more than women.

Hanna Rosin