I'm not the type of guy that will make you happy. I'm the type of guy that will make you forget how unhappy we all are.
But these guys learn so fast now, they sort of soak up the information, they're fearless. Those are the guys who learn from their mistakes and come back strong the next time.
Each guy has his own space. We all end up in one of the other guy's rooms all the time. We always end up together, as far as people getting along.
The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway.
Announcer: If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you'd better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you!
Hit Girl: [grinning at bad guy's balisong knife] Hey, I got one of those!
Damon Macready: [from trailer] Tool up, honey bunny. It's time to get bad guys.
Howard Finnigan: Hey Jer, how goes the war? Jerry Kaiser: Bad guys are winning, sir.
Park Dong-jin: I know you're a good guy... but you know why I have to kill you...
Gordon Gekko: You gonna tell me the difference between this guy and that guy is luck? [points at a bum and businessman]
It's the company itself, but most of these mutual fund companies, the guy who runs the company is just a fact totem and the guy who runs the money is the power. But we really don't know who they are.
There's a lot of comics writers out there whose work I appreciate and who are nice guys. I really want to work with guys I really respect and enjoy.
You have to promote yourself; you have to have this smile on your face all the time and be this nice guy - which I am!
There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.
I love preseason games. They are fun to me because you get to go out there with guys that are on the NFL field for the first time and playing against guys who are going to be on the field for the first time.
I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.
As an actor I'm part of a long line of character people you can take back to the silent movies. There's always the little guy who's the sidekick to the tall, good-looking guy who gets the girl.
My label is to play bad guys of Latin origin in American movies. I'm happy with that label. I prefer to play that than to play a city boy. The bad guy is always something very tempting for the audience.
Rule number one. The good guys always win. Rule number two. If the good guys lose, we play again.
Just because they're going to the gym, a lot of guys wear old T-shirts that look like they've been lying in the closet for 15 years. My workout clothes have to work.
I think you can have a whole terrific, smart career as a second and third banana and work more and have much less risk than the lead guy. But I like being the lead guy.
