Quotes of: Average-guy Keyword

Did you just mentally pistol whip that guy, with his own gun? Nice, Amber. I would have just killed him.

Last Teardrop

Plus, I happened to be a history nerd. Why else would I be interested in a guy born in the year 519?

My Merlin Awakening

Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.

The Mark of Athena

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

The Mark of Athena

Lesson learned: If a guy tells you you’re his second choice, don’t make him your first.

Spilled Perfume: A Memoir

Lesson learned: Don’t ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It’s too easy for him to tip over and fall off.

Spilled Perfume: A Memoir

Satan's warming me a throne, that's how long [I've been watching you]. Not a chair, not a seat at the bar. The big guy's got a throne with my name on it.

Snowbound

Jen said some guy asked you but you didn't want to go. Why not?" I shrug. "I have this character flaw? Called dignity?

Splintered

I’m a charitable guy. I donate my free time to watching TV—and I do it benevolently, without being compensated by advertisers.


Sleepwalking is restercise

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix alcohol into it.

Succubus Revealed

I believe in a traditional wedding, with one guy, one girl, and one dad with a shotgun.


Sleepwalking is restercise

Because God took one look at Adam and said, 'Wow. This guy's going to need all the help he can get.' And here we are.

Simple Secrets

This is the only way that you can hope to survive. Because life... is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love... does not conquer all.

Swimming with Sharks

I know you have it in you, Guy," Anne said suddenly at the end of a silence, "the capacity to be terribly happy.

Strangers on a Train

Look, I'm a guy. Your ass was touching my groin. Of course I'm going to pop a boner. It's a natural reaction.

So Over You

Two farewell gifts," Sadie muttered, "from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life.

The Throne of Fire

He was beautiful. I know, it’s not the manliest way to describe a guy, but in my head, it was the adjective I used most often and it fit him to a tee.

Thoughtless

I’m a fan of Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Brunette and doesn’t mind a guy that’s an animal? Hell yeah.

The Only One

When the guy kissed her, Cassidy felt a stab of pain that was close to physical, and therefore within the penumbra of hurts he told himself he could bear.

Once a Runner

I was used to being perceived as having a good attitude. Self-control, self-effacement, self-denial. People like this, especially in girls.

The Passion of Alice

Zander was always sneaking off to the library to get more books ... Guy would read anything. Said books were more interesting than people.

The Passage