I'm very proud of our NHL players. I think they all handle themselves extremely well and they all work really hard.
I don't want to name any names, but I've worked on television shows where there's a guy writing for my generation who's, like, 60 - and it doesn't work.
It's more acceptable for guys to get old and craggy and become wonderful character actors as they get older, but women aren't allowed to get old and craggy in the same way.
Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.
I had heard some women make comments about my chest, so why not show it off? Nobody wants to see a fat guy in tights. That wouldn't be fair to the fans.
If I have any particular appeal to women, maybe it's because I listen more than other guys do and appreciate how they think and feel about things.
I was the guy who was constantly speaking out against the Vietnam War. I have no regrets about that.
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