Everybody's funny if you love them.
Women have been funny for years.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
I never get to be funny on T.V.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I just want to be known as funny.
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
If you're sick, watch funny movies.
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
All the religions are super funny to me.
It is funny what a year can do.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
See into life, don't just look at it.
The life of a repo man is always intense.
You have to make peace with life.
I lead a very boring life.
My private life is private.
