Keep it weird. They'll get it later.
Opportunities like this come once in a lifetime!
I am certainly a liberal.
Boarding school is a wicked thing.
Everyone loves to hate a spin doctor.
Getting bored is not allowed.
If we could only turn back time
Knowledge is a priceless gift of enlightenment
He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
I'm afraid of the dark, so I have a lot of night-lights.
I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.
It's from our sufferings that we form our consciousness.
Bear Valley is the hidden treasure of the Sierra.
I learned nothing while I was in school.
Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!
I did the whole non-dairy thing for a year.
I want to do a record with Monica Lewinsky.
I can't stand reading anything that I've said.
Drugs? Every one has a choice and I choose not to do drugs.
It doesn't take much to make me happy.
Chazz Palminteri is just the ultimate screen husband.
