My ideal guy would be funny and fun to be around.
Memories are doing funny things to us.
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
There's a lot more to me than just funny.
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.
If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.
I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.
The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.
It is not ignorance but knowledge which is the mother of wonder.
The handicap of deafness is not in the ear; it is in the mind.
The last day of your life is still going to be a day.
I've never been onstage in my life.
Music is really driving my whole life.
Weddings are important because they celebrate life and possibility.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
