I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Communism is like one big phone company.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far.
Cure for an obsession: get another one.
In real life, comedians aren't funny.
I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.
Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.
I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
It's funny: There's a lot of comics on 'Breaking Bad.'
It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.
I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
