The greatest happiness is to know the source of unhappiness.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
A big part of life is realizing what you're good at.
I think life is really good.
I love a really good storyline.
I like my life. It's good.
'Terminator 2' is so good. I love it.
A Western would be good. I'd love to do a Western.
I owe it to my children to secure their future.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
One of my favorite movies is 'Back to the Future'.
We are incredibly poor predictors of our future.
The mind that is anxious about the future is miserable.
Taste refers to the past, imagination to the future.
I liked Lady Gaga's meat dress. It was funny.
There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.
When I say something funny, I don't laugh.
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway.
I rant, therefore I am.
