I have to have the cotton candy shipped in.
With a corset on, you can't breathe properly.
I'm a huge sucker for comfort.
I still think of Heaven as a liberal-arts school.
I've been a staunch Republican.
There is no such thing as accident; it is fate misnamed.
I want to keep people guessing.
I actually have a lot of guilty pleasures.
I'm a plethora of stolen jokes and kitschy references.
My parents own a restaurant in Albuquerque.
I manage to live pretty normally.
I'm not a very dark person.
I'm ballsy. Well, sometimes I'm ballsy.
Do what you're told, and everything will be all right.
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
I have huge chunks of time when I'm not working.
I'm gonna be a character in a Happy Meal.
Debra Winger blows me away, always.
I've always been very animated.
I'm a Red-baiter; I'm a witch-hunter if the witches are Communists.
My only scheme was to be a rapper.
