That cake tasted good. But the cake in the garbage tasted better. It was the best cake I ever ate.
In a HeartbeatBefore containers, transport costs ate up 25 percent of the value of whatever was being shipped.
Rose GeorgeI weighed 190 when I got to boot camp, I came out at 178. I ate only the beans and tomato sauce.
Tom SizemoreI had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there.
XazaqazaxI don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!
Neil Leckman