If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.
Maupassant is a man of mitigating circumstances, the lawyer who can bring the jurors around by demonstrating that they too could have committed such a crime. We are all murderers.
My first year of university, I ran around and signed up for these clubs, and I noticed they were all drama clubs: really lame, artsy things.
Now, my body fat runs around 18 percent, which is normal and, you know, kind of in the middle of normal, actually.
A collection of huts surrounded by a barbed wire fence, and in the huts lived 500 of the original inhabitants of our area. And so it went with many country towns around Australia.
I don't like working with hitmakers. I don't want hits! You're not even allowed to say that word around me.
The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around.
When I die, it will be a shipwreck, and as when a huge ship sinks, many people all around will be sucked down with it.
When we live up to our Constitution, let's form a Conga line around the Capitol and bungee jump off the dome.
It's absurd for anybody to look around and hear the acts and artists who cite us as an inspiration, and then tell me that we're not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
In other countries, it's a common thing to have outcast children running around the streets in packs, and I don't think we're so far away from it here.
You can't go around the theatres handing out cards saying, 'It isn't my fault'. You go onto the next one.
I'm not the least bit polished, I come from a blue collar background and I never thought I could feel comfortable around the English.
I'm so lucky, I'm just really grateful for what I've got around me - children and my wife and everything else.
Being a small boy it's very daunting seeing the Queen around and not really quite knowing what to talk about.
What I and other YouTubers do is a very different thing; it's almost like hanging around and watching your pal play games.
I'm not the type that's going to sit and preach to people if they don't need it just because I've been around the block a few times.
I do secret stand-up shows around New York. I announce and tweet this to nobody - I get onstage and I do a quick five minutes.
One of my comics is read by more people - around 70,000 - than will see my entire run at Manhattan Theater Club. That puts things in perspective.
Live never to be ashamed if anything you say or do is published around the world, even if what is said is not true.
Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it.
