I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time.
The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone.
I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie.
It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport.
I have a really great relationship with God. I pray. I read the Bible.
I went to an all boys' school in South London and the only god was sport.
I'm one of those women who likes to chat and share knowledge and pass it around.
Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want.
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
Women in leadership cannot cry without raising a storm of commentary.
Different times need different types of leadership.
Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.
My life changed incredibly when I moved from Holland to England.
I never lied to a person in my life; my kids didn't, either.
The idea that you have to pursue greatness... it's up to you; it's your life.
My only goal as a comedian was to stomp the life out of the model-minority myth.
You only have one thing to sell in life, and that's yourself.
I've been hiding crucial events in my life since I was 13.
I want to live as private a life as I can because of our children.
