I'm doing comedy development at National Lampoon.
Well, I grew up in a tough neighborhood.
I didn't equate a POW camp with a concentration camp.
I'm straight and I have a lot of gay friends.
I'm not a builder of buildings, I'm a builder of collections.
You won't see Moonves on Twitter.
Any pigeonhole is something to be rebelled against.
Microsoft certainly makes products for the Macintosh.
I liked going to Catholic school.
In times of crisis, cash is king.
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars.
I've already figured out when I'm going to be No. 2 and No. 1.
You've got to embrace what you don't know.
I'm rather uncomfortable with celebrity, to be honest.
Conservatives aren't anti-immigrant - conservatives are pro-legal immigration.
Communications is at the heart of e-commerce and community.
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop.
Every family is dysfunctional, whether you want to admit it or not.
My father was ethnically Jewish, but his family converted to Catholicism.
Marriage is no substitute for political experience.