People ask what the secret of a happy marriage is. If there is one, it's 'don't talk about it.'
Jane AsherMarried men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny CarsonI don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.
Jenny EclairMarriage is sacred and protected and has nothing to do with violating our civil rights.
Jack KingstonIt's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield