Every man is fucking COWARD. Every girl is fucking FOOL.
When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.
I'm not a very religious man, but I'm proud to be a Jew.
Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.
There is nothing more attractive than a man who is not a New Man.
I'm really a library man, or second-hand book man.
Every man who observes vigilantly and resolves steadfastly grows unconsciously into genius.
When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?
He was the average guy. Maurice, I think, reflected every man.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
What a man can do and what a man will do are two different things.
Live and think like a poor man and you'll always be OK.
Who can exhaust a man? Who knows a man's resources?
In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him.
I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.
Necessity makes an honest man a knave.
I'm not built like a leading man.
Being a leading man can come in many different forms.
Eigentlich weiß man nur wenn man wenig weiß - mit dem Wissen wächst der Zweifel.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
