Quotes of: Animation Keyword

Congress needs to act now. Seriously, leave Washington DC, move to Hollywood, and leave the rest of the country alone.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I’m in great shape. I’m 30 years old, and I feel like I’m 29.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

He was my distant cousin. Not only was he 50 miles away and 50 years away, but he was just very aloof.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say thanks for having me over.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I told the cops I’ve been framed. I told them to just go look in the art gallery.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

A car crash could be considered art, and I’d like to install one in a museum. Helmets would be sold at the admission booth.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I can throw an orange like a baseball, but I can’t eat a baseball like an orange. Let that be a life lesson for you.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is the murder weapon melts and then evaporates. And your assassination can be fruit flavored!

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

The best part about teamwork, is me collecting all the prize money. Hey, that’s what captains are for, right?

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

My writing, it’s all I have. Well, aside from my health. And shelter, food, and clothing. Oh, and my cat.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I’d use my shadow as a blanket, but it’s too cold. It’s a shame, because it’d fit snuggly over my body.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

The profit was five, split evenly between the two of us, which meant that my fair share was three. (2.5 rounded off is 3.)

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

There’s cat feces in my Batman costume, and all the lines in my screenplay were snorted by the neighborhood cokehead. Ah, but that’s life, no?

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I tried telling him without telling him, through body language, and I observed he was unobservant.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

This morning I ate a hamburger for breakfast, and then wept like a baby into an open jar of mayonnaise. I guess that’s just the champion in me.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

My mom and dad died, but in their place I got a house of fog that’s easy to hide my feelings in. (No smoking, please.)


A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I’m thirsting for fame. I’m so fucking thirsty. Somebody bring me a tall glass of saltwater with a side order of desert.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I can’t sell sex for money, but what if I change sex’s name to food? Then can I sell it freely in the street?

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I think it’s important to set goals for myself, goals for the future, goals that I’ll demand my clones achieve for me.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I love teamwork. I love the idea of everyone rallying together to help me win.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom