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A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomMy future, it almost looks like Christmas—red and green—stop and go.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI’m not in the system. I’m starting to question my own existence.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI say we cut our government in half, with a chainsaw along their waists.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI don’t want a home, but I do want to buy a lot that I like a lot.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI watch silent movies on mute. But only for the dialogue.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomThis presidential election will be as electric as an eel—and just as snakelike.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomSword and words—same letters, and same ability to cut down.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomTeamwork: I love the idea of all for one—especially if that one is me.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI sleep on the coasts of my bed, but I make love in the Midwest.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI don’t sleep naked, because that’s not proper beach etiquette.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomWhen you use your pen to think, you’re never wasting ink.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI second that notion. And if I had 59 more, I’d have a minute.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomDon’t think for a minute that I can trust you with 60 seconds.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI go on Wikipedia and alter pages of animals with fake facts that I've made up about those animals.
Kurt Braunohler