Men are bad cyclists, hunters of wild animals, kamikazes, samurai and Christian martyrs.
Die HochstaplerinThe natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years.
Heartbreak HouseWe all came into this world wired to connect with all life.
Animal Wisdom: Learning from the Spiritual Lives of AnimalsI make believe like asexuals make love—alone, with cardboard tubes.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomHe said he thinks he’s God, and I said, In that case, I’m an atheist.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomThe idea of a blind date scares me. But a deaf date would be great.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI am Vigalig the Destroyer. Except during the day, and then I am Gigalig the Giggler.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my way to YES!
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomSometimes it feels like I’m walking around with bricks for shoes, not going anywhere.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomTwo hearts that beat as one, and they’re both mine. I’ve got them hooked up to a synchometer.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI told him he needed a faucet and a basin, and I let this information sink in.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI didn’t form my lips into the shape of a kiss. I was merely about to whistle.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom