The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
One of my favorite movies is 'Back to the Future'.
We are incredibly poor predictors of our future.
Plato's philosophy is a dignified preface to future religion.
The mind that is anxious about the future is miserable.
Taste refers to the past, imagination to the future.
The future is always beginning now.
One faces the future with one's past.
The future is made of the same stuff as the present.
I liked Lady Gaga's meat dress. It was funny.
There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.
When I say something funny, I don't laugh.
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway.
I rant, therefore I am.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
