History is written by the winners.
I want to keep people guessing.
I actually have a lot of guilty pleasures.
Get there first with the most.
I'm a plethora of stolen jokes and kitschy references.
My parents own a restaurant in Albuquerque.
I manage to live pretty normally.
But mostly, I wrote songs and Viv wrote songs.
I'm not a very dark person.
I'm ballsy. Well, sometimes I'm ballsy.
Do what you're told, and everything will be all right.
Don't talk about it, be about it
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
The technology backbone is no longer an afterthought.
I'm thankful to have time to write.
I have huge chunks of time when I'm not working.
I'm gonna be a character in a Happy Meal.
My background was in performing originally.
Black graffiti on a black helicopter.
Life's a one way ticket
Reality is a life sentence.
