I decided sitcoms weren't for me.
Dancing is kind of my thing.
Corrupted freemen are the worst of slaves.
I intend to be me. Whatever that is.
I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.
There will never be talking pictures.
I'd like to be a giant enabler.
I'm so happy when I'm working.
TV is my sleeping pill.
My favorite actor is Wallace Beery.
Why can't I be the adorable one?
There is no suspense in inevitability.
I try not to be overly analytical.
I wouldn't vote for Obama.
To me, comedy is a game.
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.
I was tired of playing the goodie-two-shoes.
As if Art is the What, not the How!
Poetry is the beauty of life.
Be selfless to be helpful.
Today-be the sunshine in someone's life.
