The future starts today, not tomorrow.
Evolution never looks to the future.
The future is purchased by the present.
As for our majority... one is enough.
I have so much respect for what's funny.
Everybody's funny in different ways.
To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Inspiration strikes at very funny times.
It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny.
I was always loud and obnoxious and giggly and funny.
I was always pretty funny with my friends.
My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.
You gotta keep the funny intact.
Let's make some funny pictures.
A rich man's joke is always funny.
I was not funny growing up.
I like marriage. The idea.
I hear God as an audible voice.
