In my humble opinion, change is stupid.
Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.
Something else has happened with computers.
A Christian's celebration of Christmas should be a lot different from that of nonbelievers.
A lot of sad stories in a row - that wears on you.
The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.
Boggs: Now, I'm gonna open my fly and you're gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow. And after you swallow mine you're gonna swallow Rooster's cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it. Andy Dufresne: Anything ...
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day? Lotso: All day long! Five days a week. Jessie: But what happens when the kids grow up? Lotso: Well now, I'll tell you. [Lotso walks over to a wall with class photos from past ...
Andy: [hysterically] I should've let him look at my body! Don't I have a beautiful body? Don't I have a beautiful body? Brandon Walsh: You've got a great body. Andy: How many more years do I have before I get all fat? Before my hair falls out? Before...
Fred Madison: How did you meet that asshole Andy, anyway? Renee Madison: It was a long time ago. I met him at this place called Moke's. We... became friends. He told me about a job... Fred Madison: What job? Renee Madison: Ah... I don't remember. Any...
Stay on top of your finances. Don't leave that up to others.
I respect Everest very much.
The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.
The old know what they want; the young are sad and bewildered.
I just want to make people smile.
Nobody likes a bad sport, no matter what the circumstances are.
I could have worse tags than 'Airmiles Andy' - although I don't know what they are.
She's my kitten, and no one else's.
Andy Andrews is the best speaker I have ever seen.
As long as there's pasta and Chinese food in the world, I'm okay.
I think for me, food was a way for me to deal with emotional trouble.
